Random stories! ©
These are the random stories I wrote at school.
Hope u enjoy them! 
Please tell me the one that u like best by saying I LIKE IT and the number of that story. 
I’m going to add more. If u have any random stories, email them to emailjelly@yahoo.com.au and i might post them. There will also be a poll to choose which one by u guys is the best. Got the ideas from opc44 and sliferman.
GO TO MY BLOG-O-LAUGH™ AND WRITE SOME MORE!!!
www.clubjellygames.wordpress.com
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NOTE: ALL STORIES ARE ©OPYRIGHT JELLY, OPC44 AND SLIFERMAN
1. Tom & Jerry
Once upon a time there was a boy called John. He likes to watch the Tom & Jerry cartoon. But one day, his mum turned off the TV and told him to go to bed. The end.
2. Computer Nerd
<strong> Hi </strong>
<em> I like computers. </em>
<alert :(”Do you like these codes?”) >
<alert :(” well of course you do.”) >
3.Game Over
Slap .Wham. Whack. Whip. Flip. Crash. Bam. GAME OVER.
The End.
4. Pitch Black
I was walking back home from school when i looked down and saw planet Earth. I was walking in space!?! Then I tripped and landed on the school principal’s head.
5. Long, long ago
Long, long ago, something happened. The end.
6. No plot
I was writing something. I fell down a toilet. I flushed the cliff. I blew up a dynamite. I used a house to shrink my dog. I killed my sister. I am writing a story.
7. That strange Look
My friend looked at my stories. He gave me THAT strange look.
8. Mix
I looked up, long long ago, I wrote a story, I was given a stange look. I flew home and watched a brick walked back and an old lady sprinting down a swimming pool at 1,000km/h, A jet hobbling down a lane at 0.00005 m/h , a fish climbing a skyscraper and a lego person crashing down and breaking my foot.
9. The horny Rhino
One day, I went to the zoo and saw a Rhino. Then a kid came up to me and said, “Hey! This Rhino’s Horny!!”
10. The Story
Once upon a time, a man told a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a WOMAN who was bored with telling stories.
11. The car
“200 km/hr!” screamed the driver. His heart was running. One more lap and he would win the race. He sharply turned the corner, leaving ferocious tyre marks on the road. “300 km/hr!” He screamed again. Suddenly, his hands slipped off the steering wheel. His car slammed against the trees. The words “GAME OVER!” appeared on the screen.
12. The wish
The 20-years-old man hated his 30-years-old wife, so one night he asked a fairy to give him a young wife. The fairy did its magic and he woke up 50 years old.
WHOOPS! DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. I’M GONNA TYPE UP SOME MORE LATER 
Now please vote for the one u like best.
NOW VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE STORY by clicking HERE
Happy voting! :lol;
jelly
comeon people vote now
Which random story do u think is the best?1. Tom and Jerry2. Computer Nerd3. Game Over4. Pitch Black5.Long, long ago6. No plot7. That strange Look8. Mix9. The horny Rhino10. The story11. The car12. The wish
i vote
but u delete it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDITOR’S COMMENT:
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sorry, now i know
can u put more stories on???
theses stories are all funny
To tell u the truth, THOOSE STORIES MADE ME PEE MY PANTS! BEST STORIES EVER KEEP WRITING!
jelly, do u know is th enew pin??
do u know??
i found it!!!!!!!!!
i like 5 and 6 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! LOLx1,000,000,000
5 and 6 wat???
the secound to last one is really this :0
hey wait it isnt that either :O
AHHHHHHHH ITS NOT THAT EITHER HOW DO U MAKE A SUPRIZED GUY!
:80: this is my fav
but my computer wont let me do it
im crazy!
but nice 
but also cool 
not to mention gulible 
wat am i?
answer way down there———————————————————————–>keep going———————————>keep going————————————-just keep swimming just keep swimming——————————–>i poblably tortering u now———————————–>r u going crazy now?———————————————————————————–>just a few more arrows———>made short!————–>——->———->———–>and now the answer to the riddle its…… uh oh no! wat was it agian? oopsies
oh well sorry i forgot. MUH HA HA HA 
oh yeah the answer is…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..smileys! i remembered oh wait wat u say? this it a rip off!
how would u like my fist in ur face! 
i have my eyes on u :eye:
anyway its smileys ha ha
weird no offence
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Umm…
Umm…ur…..well,..umm…….ur.. I got notin’!
Sorry, I was having typer’s block. O.k. (ahem).
“There once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true”
Thank-you.
K. my persenel fave is the story “Long long ago” becas it’s the ezest to reed!
“Long, long ago, something happened. The end.”
This is sooooo funny.
lol here is a story for you:
You was walking home from skool and then you notice that you weren’t in NYC but in Clubpenguin. Then out of no where a penguin said, ” hey, nice costume.” You repiled,” it not a costume.” The penguin asked you, ” then your a human?” You repiled,” sure i am.” Suddenly the penguin light himself on fire and turn to ash. You look shocked and walk away like you saw nothing. You didn’t notice that another penguin was watching and report on you to the agents. You was banned for the rest of your life. You didn’t know what to do. You suddenly woke up screaming and thought it was a dream and you reliazed that you was sleeping in class and the teacher make you have a whole year detetion. You look at your teacher, she was a penguin and ran out the door. The teacher was like WHAT WAS THAT?
i hope you like it.
NO OFFENCE BUT THAT IS A REALLY RANDOM STORY loveablex33
LOL! Wow…those are uh…interesting.
~Sweet Sa~
I <33 yahh
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