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Random stories! ©

These are the random stories I wrote at school.

Hope u enjoy them! 🙂

Please tell me the one that u like best by saying I LIKE IT and the number of that story.  :mrgreen: I’m going to add more. If u have any random stories, email them to emailjelly@yahoo.com.au  and i might post them. There will also be a poll to choose which one by u guys is the best. Got the ideas from opc44 and sliferman.

 

GO TO MY BLOG-O-LAUGH™ AND WRITE SOME MORE!!! :D

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AND REMEMBER TO VOTE BY CLICKING HERE

NOTE: ALL STORIES ARE ©OPYRIGHT JELLY, OPC44 AND SLIFERMAN

 

1. Tom & Jerry

Once upon a time there was a boy called John. He likes to watch the Tom & Jerry cartoon. But one day, his mum turned off the TV and told him to go to bed. The end.

 

2. Computer Nerd

 

<strong> Hi </strong>

<em> I like computers. </em>

<alert :(“Do you like these codes?”) >

<alert :(” well of course you do.”) >

 

 

3.Game Over

 

Slap .Wham. Whack. Whip. Flip. Crash. Bam. GAME OVER.

The End.

 

4. Pitch Black

I was walking back home from school when i looked down and saw planet Earth. I was walking in space!?!  Then I tripped and landed on the school principal’s head.

 

5. Long, long ago

Long, long ago, something happened. The end.

 

6. No plot 

I was writing something. I fell down a toilet. I flushed the cliff. I blew up a dynamite. I used a house to shrink my dog. I killed my sister. I am writing a story.

 

7. That strange Look

My friend looked at my stories. He gave me THAT strange look.

 

8. Mix 

I looked up, long long ago, I wrote a story, I was given a stange look. I flew home and watched a brick walked back and an old lady sprinting down a swimming pool at 1,000km/h, A jet hobbling down a lane at 0.00005  m/h , a fish climbing a skyscraper and a lego person crashing down and breaking my foot.

 

9. The horny Rhino

One day, I went to the zoo and saw a Rhino. Then a kid came up to me and said, “Hey! This Rhino’s Horny!!”

 

10. The Story

Once upon a time, a man told a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a man telling a story about a WOMAN who was bored with telling stories.

 

11. The car

“200 km/hr!” screamed the driver.  His heart was running. One more lap and he would win the race. He sharply turned the corner, leaving ferocious tyre marks on the road. “300 km/hr!” He screamed again. Suddenly, his hands slipped off the steering wheel. His car slammed against the trees. The words “GAME OVER!” appeared on the screen.

 

12. The wish

The 20-years-old man hated his 30-years-old wife, so one night he asked a fairy to give him a young wife. The fairy did its magic and he woke up 50 years old.

 

WHOOPS! DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. I’M GONNA TYPE UP SOME MORE LATER 😎 :mrgreen: Now please vote for the one u like best.

NOW VOTE FOR YOUR FAVOURITE STORY  by clicking HERE

 

Happy voting! :lol;

jelly

Comments»

1. J€LL¥ - August 14, 2007

comeon people vote now ❗ 😯

2. J€LL¥ - August 15, 2007

Which random story do u think is the best?1. Tom and Jerry2. Computer Nerd3. Game Over4. Pitch Black5.Long, long ago6. No plot7. That strange Look8. Mix9. The horny Rhino10. The story11. The car12. The wish

3. Cholocate - August 26, 2007

i vote
but u delete it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👿

EDITOR’S COMMENT:
OI U HAVE TO CLICK ON THE HYPERLINK TO VOTE

4. chocolate - August 27, 2007

sorry, now i know

5. rainy - September 12, 2007

can u put more stories on???

6. beachfan7 - September 18, 2007

theses stories are all funny

7. rainy - September 23, 2007

😆

8. pinkgalinfca - September 28, 2007

To tell u the truth, THOOSE STORIES MADE ME PEE MY PANTS! BEST STORIES EVER KEEP WRITING!

9. rainy - September 28, 2007

jelly, do u know is th enew pin??

10. rainy - October 1, 2007

do u know??

i found it!!!!!!!!!

11. Snow949 - October 14, 2007

i like 5 and 6 LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! LOLx1,000,000,000

12. rainy - October 21, 2007

5 and 6 wat???

13. pinkgalinfca - October 24, 2007

❗ ❓ :mrgreen: 🙄 😳 👿 😉 🙂 😛 😀 :O 😎

14. pinkgalinfca - October 24, 2007

the secound to last one is really this :0

15. pinkgalinfca - October 24, 2007

hey wait it isnt that either :O

16. pinkgalinfca - October 24, 2007

AHHHHHHHH ITS NOT THAT EITHER HOW DO U MAKE A SUPRIZED GUY!

17. pinkgalinfca - October 24, 2007

❗ ❓ :mrgreen: 🙄 😳 👿 :twisted; 😎 80 😡 😮

18. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

:80: this is my fav

19. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

but my computer wont let me do it

20. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

im crazy! 😈 but nice 🙂 but also cool 😎 not to mention gulible 🙄 wat am i?

21. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

answer way down there———————————————————————–>keep going———————————>keep going————————————-just keep swimming just keep swimming——————————–>i poblably tortering u now———————————–>r u going crazy now?———————————————————————————–>just a few more arrows———>made short!————–>——->———->———–>and now the answer to the riddle its…… uh oh no! wat was it agian? oopsies 😳 oh well sorry i forgot. MUH HA HA HA 👿

22. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

oh yeah the answer is…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..smileys! i remembered oh wait wat u say? this it a rip off! 😡 how would u like my fist in ur face! 👿 i have my eyes on u :eye:

23. pinkgalinfca - October 28, 2007

anyway its smileys ha ha

24. rainy - October 29, 2007

weird no offence

25. rainy - November 10, 2007

… … … …

26. Maspanda - November 26, 2007

Umm…

Umm…ur…..well,..umm…….ur.. I got notin’!

27. Maspanda - November 26, 2007

Sorry, I was having typer’s block. O.k. (ahem).
“There once was a man from Peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he woke with a fright
in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true”

Thank-you.

28. Ms. Blondteengirl - November 26, 2007

K. my persenel fave is the story “Long long ago” becas it’s the ezest to reed!

29. johnpikachu - November 30, 2007

“Long, long ago, something happened. The end.”
This is sooooo funny.

30. loveablex33 - December 15, 2007

lol here is a story for you:

You was walking home from skool and then you notice that you weren’t in NYC but in Clubpenguin. Then out of no where a penguin said, ” hey, nice costume.” You repiled,” it not a costume.” The penguin asked you, ” then your a human?” You repiled,” sure i am.” Suddenly the penguin light himself on fire and turn to ash. You look shocked and walk away like you saw nothing. You didn’t notice that another penguin was watching and report on you to the agents. You was banned for the rest of your life. You didn’t know what to do. You suddenly woke up screaming and thought it was a dream and you reliazed that you was sleeping in class and the teacher make you have a whole year detetion. You look at your teacher, she was a penguin and ran out the door. The teacher was like WHAT WAS THAT?

i hope you like it.

31. Cake - December 15, 2007

NO OFFENCE BUT THAT IS A REALLY RANDOM STORY loveablex33
😯

32. sweetsamoa - December 17, 2007

LOL! Wow…those are uh…interesting.
~Sweet Sa~
I <33 yahh

33. green26gangstas - December 31, 2007

34. Mayes - June 19, 2008

its great cool good and fun.

35. fdas - December 15, 2008

Once upon a time…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!Uh…zzzzz….ri-….no, no mayonaisse…sea…sea…horse…nighty-night Mr. Teddy Bear…Yeah…yes…No.I said ketsaup………pillow.

THE END

36. maspanda - December 15, 2008

Once, there was a man. His name was Bob. He had chestnut-coloured hair. He worked in a Cubical. He lived in New Jersey. Then he was attacked by a swarm of African Killer Bees. He went to the hospital. He lived. Then he died, because he saw the bill.

THE END!!

ps. why is it so funny to hear about people getting hurt??

37. maspanda - December 15, 2008

Once upon a time, a boy watched a show about a boy watching a show about a boy watching a show about a boy watching a show about a boy watching a show about a monkey watching a show about a boy watching a show about a boy watching a show about a pupet show. All the boys threw a baseball at the T.V. they were watching. The monkey threw a banana a his T.V. Then he ate the banana.

THE END!!

38. sandrar - September 10, 2009

Hi! I was surfing and found your blog post… nice! I love your blog. 🙂 Cheers! Sandra. R.

39. luigi70919 - September 11, 2009

I love number 8.

40. Sunshinerox2 - December 14, 2009

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I LIKE PIE BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOMI LIKE CAKE BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I LIKE LONG LONG AGO BEST!

Da End! 🙂


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